2. Hermione Granger marries Professor Snape
3. Lemons are sweet
4. Ants are man's best friend
5. The moon is luminous
6. Friends are secret enemies
7. Laws are salvo according to the police
8. Everything is visible to everybody... even to the blind
9. Hagrid marries Luna Lovegood
10. Something written by a pencil cannot be erased
11. The Earth Is Flat
12. The Jonas Brothers are my best-est friends ever. (wonderful thought, isn't it?)
What would our world be if these thoughts became reality?
Hermione/Snape? Hagrid/Luna? If either of those happened, the world would explode. (I have been reading too much parody fanfiction. The world generally explodes in those.)
ReplyDeleteI have worse pairings for you, though:
Minerva/Tom Riddle
Minerva/Snape
Hermione/Scorpius
And I know loads more, but most of them will probably make you vomit.)